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Breaking Dawn Stand-Up Posters

It’s that time of the year again; you know the one where all the teenage girls and awkward teenage boys count down the days until the next Twilight movie comes out. The premier of Breaking Dawn Part 1 is just around the corner, and what better way to get your annoying teenage friend, sibling, or child to quit bugging you about it than giving them a life-size cardboard cutout of their favorite character!

When a character from the movie is right in their room, they won’t feel the need to drone on and on about how excited they are for the movie to you, they can “talk” to the actual character! Wouldn’t you rather them talk to Bella, Edward, or Jacob for hours than not shut up around you? A standee is the perfect solution for the terrible headaches that come after lectures on Edward’s eye color and Jacob’s abs, cardboard cutouts even work better than Asprin!

Each standee is life size and has a cardboard flap on the back so it can stand up. So far the Breaking Dawn cardboard cutouts feature Jacob (Taylor Lautner), Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson). Stand-up posters with pictures of the other Twilight characters will arrive soon. Even if you don’t like Twilight, you could still get one. An Edward cardboard cutout and a sharpie make a wonderful present for a birthday, Christmas, or even Easter! Believe me, I know!

Buy these Twilight movie cardboard standees now at amazon.com (click here for details)

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All Twilight Cut Out Posters


Cardboard Cutouts of All the Twilight Characters

There are great looking cutouts for most of the major twilight characters. Not all of them are out yet, but you can find cutout posters showing many of these characters – Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen, Alice Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale.

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Today’s Cardboard Standee Story
Starring the cast and characters of Twilight Breaking Dawn

What would happen if the cardboard cutouts of the Breaking Dawn characters got together and had a Movie Premier Party?

It’s the day before the premier of Breaking Dawn, and the cardboard cast and crew are having a party to celebrate. They all crowd into Edward’s mega-mansion, and then the party gets started. A cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen glides through the crowd as only Edward can do.

“Ew Bella, you stink,” Edward says in front of everyone, covering his nose.

Bella blushes and whispers in his ear, “But I wore Chanel No. 5 like you said so we could avoid a repeat of the day we met.”

Edward looks at her in disgust then says loudly, “Honey, even Chanel can’t cover up your hopeless B.O.” Bella shrieks as everyone looks at her, and then runs to find a bathroom when they start laughing at the pit stains forming on her white dress. Edward calls after her, “There aren’t any bathrooms; vampires don’t poop!”

Edward looks back at everyone and apologizes, “Sorry about her, she’s a bit of an idiot.” He shrugs sheepishly, “Personally, I think it’s a mental issue. Hopefully they’ll fix it when she becomes a vamp.” Everyone chuckles and goes back to their conversations.

Across the room Alice is talking to Jasper in a low voice. “Jasper,” she says, looking around. “I know this is hard to comprehend, but you cannot kill the caterers. The fact that they’re here to serve us food does not mean that they are going to let us drink their blood.”

Jasper looks down at the ground and mumbles something. A second later a caterer with a tray walks up next to them.

“Hello random Breaking Dawn characters standees. Would either of you like to try the lady fingers?” Jasper looks at the waitress excitedly, but frowns when he sees the cookies on the plate.

“No thank you,” Alice says to her. The lady leaves and Alice asks Jasper to get her more punch. He walks through the crowd sadly towards the punch bowl. He comes up to the punch and puts some in Alice’s cup. He gets another for himself and takes a sip.

Jaspers eyes light up with a crazy gleam in them as he drains the cup of red punch. He throws the glass on the ground wildly as he drinks Alice’s cup as well. “BLOOD!!!!!!” He screams as he sticks his face in the red liquid. In seconds the huge bowl is empty, and Jasper throws it on the ground, shattering the glass. Edward walks toward him, shaking his head.

“Dude, chillax. It’s just fruit punch,” he says, but Jasper doesn’t hear him as he sprints towards the kitchen to where all the caterers are.

“I should go stop him,” Carlisle says to everyone before running after Jasper.

Rosalie sighs and turns towards Emmett, “Wow our family’s stupid. Almost as stupid as our Twilight movies. Especially Breaking Dawn Part 1!” She turns back around to look at the crowd and laughs, “Look at that loser, I mean, has she ever seen a brush? Oh, and her friend really needs a gym membership, or just a bigger dress. Ha, that dunce has probably never seen a mirror in her life….”

She continues insulting people from afar as Bella walks toward them. Rosalie looks at her and snorts, “Need I say anything?” So Bella starts crying again and runs away. Just as Edward is about to remark on her odd way of running, the lights turn off.

A single spotlight shines on the stage, and cardboard James walks into it. “Hello everyone, how are you tonight? I’m doing fine myself, thanks. I’m here to give out some awards, well actually just one to be honest. The 2011 Worst Over-Rated Man Award or W.O.R.M. Award, goes to………BELLA SWAN!!!!” Thundering applause fills the room, until one scream stops it all.

“I’M NOT A MAN!!!!!!” Bella screams from the other side of the room.

James looks confused, “Really, cause you sure do look like one.”

The End

Buy the Twilight Breaking Dawn Cardboard Cutout Stand-Ups

The best place we’ve found to buy these great Breaking Dawn standees is   amazon.com (click here for details).