- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT’S EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!
- He’s so hot
- He’s a vampire
- This cardboard cutout is life size!
- The Twilight saga is awesome
- Edward Cullen cardboard cutouts make great gifts!
- Just think, Edward Cullen watching YOU sleep!
- Wake up to the cutest vampire in the world
This standee is of Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga. Edward is a teenage vampire who falls in love with Bella Swan, played by Kristen Stewart. In the series, his family of Carlisle (Peter Facinelli), Esme (Elizabeth Reaser), Alice (Ashley Greene), Jasper (Jackson Rathbone), Emmett (Kellan Lutz), and Rosalie (Nikki Reed) have to help get rid of the bloodthirsty vampires James (Cam Gigandet) and Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre) who want to kill Bella. The series is made up of 4 books written by Stephanie Meyer. They are Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. This standee is a great decoration and will look amazing in any room. (Duh, it’s Edward!) This cardboard cutout shows Edward in a nice suit, with a serious expression in the distance. Any Twilight-obsessed fan will love this life-size standup. There’s also a cutout with Robert / Edward wearing a bluish purple shirt. It’s gorgeous too. (bottom of page).
Twilight Saga Movies:
- Twilight (2008)
- The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)
Prices for this Robert Pattinson Twilight Standup Poster
(See the Robert Pattinson blue/purple shirt Twilight standup at the bottom of this page)
All Twilight Character Cardboard Cutouts
Luckily they make awesome Twilight standees for almost all of the major twilight characters. We don’t have them all yet, but there are cutout posters showing most of these favorite characters – Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen, Alice Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale.
Today’s Cardboard Stand-Up Comedy
Starring Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron
What would happen if a Robert Pattinson cardboard cutout met a Zac Efron cardboard cutout:
A teenage girl carries her new Robert Pattinson standee into the room, and sets him down. She leaves, and closes the door. Rob immediately lies down on the bed, puts his hands behind his head, and closes his eyes. “Ahhh,” He says.
A Zac Efron cutout, who’s across the room, looks at him. “What are you doing?” He asks.
Rob opens his eyes and looks at him, “Relaxing,” he replies. “I just finished filming Breaking Dawn and now I’m taking a well-deserved break. What did you think I was doing?”
Zac snorts, “I thought you were ruining your career by sitting around doing nothing after finishing a movie, but no, why would anyone do that?”
Rob sits up, “Is that sarcasm I hear?”
Zac shakes his head, “No, no, of course not Edward. Why would anyone make fun of the heartthrob Robert Pattinson?” He said in a mocking voice.
“What’s your problem?” Rob yelled at him.
“Ohhh, nothing!” Zac spat, “I’m just happy that this pasty guy that doesn’t even have a six-pack is more popular than me!”
Robert gasped, “Okay that hurts. Not having a six pack is one of my biggest insecurities. You can’t just go and make fun of that!”
“Yes I can,” Zac laughed. Seeing Rob’s pained expression, Zac caved in. “Fine, I’ll tell you my ab workout. I go to the gym every day for 2 hours. Mondays are Biceps and legs. Tuesdays are Triceps and upper abs. Wednesdays are calves and Middle Abs. Thursdays are Lower abs and Arms. Fridays are all abs, Saturdays and Sundays I mix it up a little. Oh, and every day I also run 4 miles outside.” Zac looked at Rob, “If you want abs that aren’t make-up, you’ve got to do this every week.”
Rob shook his head, “No, no. I’m fine with having spray-on muscles.”
Zac takes off his shirt and throws it on the ground, annoyed. “Honestly, what do all those girls see in you? Why not this?” He gestures to his abs.
Rob whines, “I want abs!” He throws a little fit, and runs around the room.
“YOU’VE GOTTA WORK FOR ‘EM!” Zac bellows, and Edward freezes. “LAY DOWN CUTOUT BOY!” Edward lies down on the bed, snuggling under the covers. “ON THE GROUND, YOU MORON!” Zac yells. Edward jumps out of bed, and gets on the ground. “GIVE ME 1,000 SIT-UPS!” Zac screams in his face. Edward tries to do a sit-up, but can’t even get his head off the ground. He starts sweating, and there become armpit sweat-stains on his shirt. “WHY ARE YOU SWEATING?” Zac yells.
“I’m weak,” Rob whimpers.
“FINALLY!” Zac yells. He walks over to the desk and picks up a laptop. It was on video-chat with Kristen Stewart. Zac looks at the webcam, “See, Kristen, I’m better than him. You should be with me.”
“Okay!” She says. Zac logs off and sighs happily. He hears a moan from the floor.
“What?” He asks rob.
“What level of my abs was I using?” He whispers.
“The make-up level.”
Robert Pattinson Edward Cullen Blue/Purple Shirt Standup
This is another very nice Twilight cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen. Edward looks more casual (but dangerous) in this poster and would look great in any bedroom or TV room.
Invite Edward into your home today!
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