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R2D2 & C3PO Star Wars Standee

What I love about this cardboard cutout of R2-D2 and C-3PO:

  • It’s a cutout poster of R2-D2 and C-3PO from the Star Wars movies
  • It’s life-size
  • This is the perfect decoration for any room
  • Star Wars movies are great (and so are Star Wars stand-ups)
  • There is a flap on the back so it can stand up
  • This cardboard cutout is from Star Wars : The Clone Wars, but you can also get a standup of the real R2-D2 and C-3PO (picture at bottom of page)

R2D2 and C3PO are both robots from the Star Wars movies, which are loved by people of all ages.  The difference between these robots is that R2D2 makes these kind of chirping noises, and C3PO can actually talk (with a British accent :) ). Do you have any friends who are obsessed with Star Wars? Make their lives by giving them this standee. They make a great decoration for bedrooms, media rooms, living rooms, kitchens, anywhere. These robots really light up a room.

Buy the R2-D2 C-3PO cardboard cutout at allposters.com
[ click here for info ]

 

Today’s Cardboard Cutout Standup Comic
Starring R2D2, C3PO and Robert Pattinson

If an R2D2 and C3PO standee met a Robert Pattinson cardboard stand-up:

A little girl walks in the room, carrying a Robert Pattinson cardboard cutout. She sets it down carefully, and then walks out. Rob looks at R2D2 and C3PO, “Hey.”

R2D2 chirps a couple times, and C3PO laughs, “Oh, sure I’ll tell him.” He turns to Rob and continues, “Hay is for horses.” He says in a dull monotone. He keeps a straight face, then looks at R2D2. They both start cracking up, while Rob rolls his eyes.

Rob stands up and pulls a toothbrush out of his pocket, “I need to brush my fangs.” He strolls over to the bathroom and ten minutes later, comes out with teeth so bright it hurts.

Rob smiles and C3PO lets out a high pitched shriek, “MY EYES!” He covers them with his hands, and R2D2 goes behind him. Rob frowns, closes his mouth, then sits down on the bed.

R2D2 and C3PO stand normally again, and then R2D2 chirps. “That’s so true, He is rather pasty.” C3PO replies.

Rob realizes they’re talking about him, “I’m not pasty! Well, maybe I am, but I have to if I don’t want to lose my job. I’m Edward, remember?”

R2D2 says something else, and C3PO laughs hysterically, “Yes, R2. He should play a character named Edwart! That would suit him much better!”

Rob gasps, “Speak for yourself, Mr. Dull. Each of my 11 grills that I’ve had were shinier than you! And yes, I mean the ones that go in your mouth!” He crosses his arms over his chest, and raises his eyebrow, daring them to respond.

They do, R2 whispers a message for C3PO to convey. “No, but we’re shinier than that Oscar that you didn’t get.” Seeing Rob’s expression go from smug to dejected, C3PO yelled, “Oh, yeah, you just got ROASTED!”

Rob looked at him, “That was cruel. Your harsh words hurt my pride, bruised my self esteem, and destroyed my ego, but it actually went deeper. You damaged my very own soul. You made a hole that can only be filled with an Oscar.”

“You idiot!” C3PO said, “Vampires like you don’t even have souls!”

“Well, it still hurt.”

C3PO looked at Rob, then said to R2D2. “Look at that loser, it’s no fun mocking him, he’s destroyed. Let’s go ridicule the Justin Bieber standup!” R2D2 chirps a response, and they leave. Rob wipes away a tear, then pulls out a cell phone. He dials a number, and no one picks up.

The message tone sounds, and he cries into the phone, “Mommy, some mean cardboard cutouts made fun of me again!” He hangs up, then bursts into tears.

The End
 

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R2-D2 & C-3PO Standup

More R2-D2 C-3PO Cardboard Cutout Options

Another version of the R2-D2 C-3PO cardboard standup is available through Amazon.com
click here for details
(they also have separate cutouts of C3PO and R2D2)