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Justin Bieber Cardboard Stand-Up

Reasons I love this Justin Bieber cardboard cutout:
  • It’s life-size (25×70)
  • You can move it anywhere you want
  • It’s lightweight
  • Your friends will be so excited and impressed when they see Justin Bieber standing in your room
  • Waking up to Justin Bieber is a great start to the day :)

This cardboard standup makes a great gift for any Justin Bieber fan. Just imagine their face when they see Justin in their room. They’ll love you forever. This is a cardboard cut-out of pop sensation Justin Bieber. He is very famous, and is friends with Usher, Jaden Smith, Miley Cyrus, and many others. He has also performed at Madison square Garden, and been on an episode of CSI. Justin is on the cover of all the teen magazines like J-14, m, and twist, usually with his girlfriend, Selena Gomez. This fun stand-up is a great way to decorate a bedroom, media room, or game room! So, for all those parents whose kids are obsessed with this singer, instead of buying all of his expensive t-shirts, bracelets, and other merchandise, buy something they’ll love longer. Buy them a cardboard cut-out. This is the perfect gift for a Justin Bieber fan, and even for people who aren’t his fans.

Things anti-Justin Bieber fans (haters) can do to this card board cut out:

  • Draw a mustache and beard (it’s a classic!)
  • Make him look like a girl (you know, painting his nails, putting on blush, mascara, lipstick, putting a flower in his hair)
  • Using sharpie to make his beloved hair multicolored! (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and his favorite color, purple!)
  • At your birthday party use your Justin Bieber cardboard cut out as a piƱata!!!!

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Today’s Cardboard Standup Comedy
Starring Justin Bieber and Harry Potter

A girl carries a Justin Bieber cardboard cutout into the room, sets him down, and then leaves. Justin looks over at a guy in the corner wearing a big black robe with glasses and a scar on his forehead. he’s also waving a wooden stick and saying weird, made-up words. Justin, being the outgoing guy he is, walks over to him, “Hey. What are you doing?”

The guy looks at him, and then replies. “Oh, I didn’t see you there. My name is Harry Potter, and I’m a wizard. I went to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. I also saved the world from Lord Voldemort multiple times and survived the killing curse twice and came back from the dead. What you saw back there was just me practicing some spells. Us wizards need to keep in practice, you know.” Harry looked at Justin and his eyes widened as realization dawned on him. “Y-y-you’re J-J-Justin B-B-B-”

“-Bieber. Yeah, but you can call me Biebs.” Justin smiled and did his signature hair flip. Harry screamed and blushed at himself.

“T-This is so amazing! I never thought I would meet someone as incredible as you! I mean, compared to what you’ve done, all my accomplishments in life are pieces of dust on your empty trophy shelves! You’ve done so much, like being nominated for album of the year, pop album of the year, and best new artist. Oh, and don’t forget the awards you actually won, like international video of the year by a Canadian, least stylish and worst album! You’re amazing, my role model. Like, when I was dueling Voldemort for the last time, all I was thinking about was if I died during this, would Justin Bieber ever know who I was? You’re just the best person ever!” Harry’s wide eyes fill with tears, and he starts sobbing uncontrollably while sitting on the ground and holding onto Justin’s leg.

“This is awkward,” He muttered while looking uncomfortable. “Dude, get a grip.”

Harry sniffed once more, wiped away his tears, and stood up. “Can I have your autograph?” He asked in an excited voice.

“Of course!” Justin said. He took out a picture of himself, signed it, and gave it to Harry. “Look, man,” he said while inching towards the door. “I promised I’d meet Selena for dinner, so I got to go!” Justin flung open the door and ran out.

Harry looked after him, with an awed expression on his face. He then proceeded to look at the picture. It was of Justin in a purple shirt, and purple hat. In the bottom corner was written in purple ink,

Hairy- you’re definitely one of my craziest beliebers, and that’s not something to be proud of. Anyways, if you want to be more like me (which everyone does), follow these tips.
  1. Ditch the Halloween costume, and instead, wear purple skinny jeans. You can find some with sequins on the pockets at Justice, that’s where I get mine.
  2. Get some plastic surgery and get rid of that scar already. I know a guy, so don’t worry, cause it doesn’t hurt. I should know.
  3. What is with you and wizards? Can’t you get it into your head that there is no such thing as magic? (Other than making my voice sound like it does on the cds)
  4. Act like you’re so much better than everybody else, like I do when I talk to everybody.
  5. The last thing you need to make you appear cool to the public is a super-computer and a nerd so they can edit videos to make you look like you’re good at dancing, you sing good, and you’re a humble Canadian teenager that has talent.

Later! -J Biebs

Harry smiled and held the picture to his heart, “He’s even cooler in person!”

The End